February 28, 2006
Destination “Dude Town”
When my buddy Steve from Washington DC called last year to discuss a possible trip to visit Ursula and I, we discussed planning a much-needed vacation together (outside of San Diego) that would provide a break from the daily stress of our routines. After some deliberation, consideration and web surfing, we arrived at Loreto in Baja California Sur as our desired destination.
Loreto lies on the Sea of Cortez side of Baja, approximately 750 miles south of the border in San Ysidro. One of the Mexican State Tourism Departments’ five designated historical cities, Loreto was the original capital of Baja California and boasts an historic center with a 17th century mission…the first constructed on the peninsula. We had heard that Loreto is today what Cabo San Lucas was 20 years ago…before the spoils of development paved the shores with resorts, commerce and mass tourism.

We initially found and contacted Pam Bolles at Baja Big Fish (www.bajabigfish.com) in Loreto to help us put together some yellowtail fishing in the Sea of Cortez and set us up at the Hotel La Pinta (www.lapintahotels.com) at the north end of Loreto’s beach.
Originally from Connecticut (where her love of fishing was borne), Pam relocated to Southern California in the 90’s and then to Loreto seven years ago to found Baja Big Fish. We found out later in the week that Pam arrived as young, single Norte Americano in Mexico, which made her first two years as a Loreto-based entrepreneur very difficult. Typically, men in Latin America do not take a lady business owner seriously and help starting her new business was scarce. Once the locals saw her determination, however, she got all the help she needed, her business grew and she met her husband — ace fisherman and Baja Big Fish panga captain, Francisco (not a Loreto native, Francisco sends his fishing tip money to his 100-year-old mother outside of Acapulco, where she otherwise makes a living grinding corn for tortillas in small village without electricity or running water).

Pam was extremely helpful and let us know up front that February is NOT the best time of the year in the region for fishing. The winds blow harder than any other time of year causing the sea to be too choppy for the marina’s small pangas to navigate. We agreed to see how the weather would be upon our arrival before booking our day or two of fishing.
Ursula noticed all the fishermen and surfers on our flight heading south with us. She immediately dubbed Loreto as “Dude Town,” where a man can be a man and fish is always for dinner. As our plane descended, we were skeptical that the small town below was our destination. The scant city blocks were remotely tucked between the Sea of Cortez to the east and the rugged Sierra de la Gigante mountain range to the west. As we turned around and headed toward the airstrip below, however, we knew that we were indeed arriving into Loreto…destination “Dude Town.”

From the airport, we were shuttled to the Hotel La Pinta, our first hotel through Thursday. We’ve left the last part of the week open to experience a new property or possibly take a bus trip to La Paz for their Carnival (which we don’t do…but more on that later). The best thing about Hotel La Pinta is the location. The hotel is right on the beach and all rooms boast an awesome view of the Sea of Cortez. We were greeted every morning with postcard-perfect sunrises. Our triple deluxe room featured a nice fireplace, which the hotel’s staff stocked with fragrant pinion and happily lit for us. With the exception of Steve’s snoring, we really enjoyed the room as well as the hotel’s restaurant and bar. And, although at the far north end of town, the property is within reasonable walking distance to the town’s Centro Historico, about 10 minutes each way.

Isla Coronado, Fish Tacos and a Sordid Encounter with Jack Kerouac
Day one, we woke up too late to get our fish freak on though the winds were relatively calm. Pam arranged instead to have Francisco pick us up at the marina for a charter out to Coronado Island for exploration and snorkeling. The twenty-minute ride on Francisco’s panga was choppy and had Ursula screaming with a mixture of glee and sheer terror (later, as we rubbed our sore derrières, we referred to this phenomena as having received a “Panga Spanking.”). We circled the island, checking out a sea lion habitat and digging the rock formation of its high cliffs.

We hit the shore in a clear turquoise bay. Ursula grabbed her snorkeling gear and jumped in while Steve and I took a climb up an unsteady succession of steep, loose volcanic rocks through briar bushes and Saguaro cacti. We had an excellent view of the entire island and Loreto’s shore from the top while Ursula swam with the fish that would later (hopefully) become our dinner. From a mile away, we could hear Ursula exuberantly yelling “THIS IS GREAT…YOU GUYS HAVE GOTTA COME IN!”, thinking that a couple of dudes from Düsseldorf are me and Steve. From the beach, Francisco waved frantically and yelled to Ursula, “IT’S NOT THEM! IT’S NOT THEM!”

That evening, we walk to town to hang out at “McCaw’s”, which we’re told by Roger (an American from Riverside, CA down fishing for a week or two) is the place where the locals go to tell their fish tales. McCaw’s happy hour is from 4-7 and most good Mexican beers are only a buck. Their fish and shrimp tacos are EXCELLENT, reasonably priced and highly recommended.
Sure enough, Roger is there with his fishing buddy (who looks vaguely like Howard Dean), keeping court at the end of the bar. We were promptly introduced to a number of other middle-aged gentlemen. Among these fascinating characters are dropout ex-scientists, gold prospectors, businessmen, a former General Instruments engineer who had “wired” Loreto to the Internet just a few years back, and Danielle LeCour, who we jokingly compared to “The Dude” from “The Big Lebowski.” At first, I was impressed that he claimed to have hung with the Beats in North Beach, San Francisco in the fifties and sixties, no matter how sordid the circumstances (“Jack Kerouac tried to suck my D**K!” he screamed across the bar). I asked Danielle if he ever met Ken Kesey, to which he replied, “Kesey was an A--HOLE. He always had to be in control of everything.”

Danielle immediately took a liking to Ursula (bummed when he found out she was married) as well as Steve and I, and we were invited back to his trailer where he broke out his best bottle of Tequila (Internacional, a very good and dangerous brand!). Danielle’s “unique” blend of psychedelic storytelling, poetry and XM Radio kept us entertained for hours. Upon comparing him to Brian Wilson, he proceeded to recite the entire “I’M FAMOUS” monologue from the Beach Boys made-for-TV movie word for word and with serious dramatic aplomb.
“I WISH I KNEW HOW TO FISH YOU!”
Day two, we DO get our fish freak on. After a wake-up call from Pam, Francisco picks us up at the beach in front of our hotel promptly at 5:30AM (ouch!). The ride north in the panga was overcast, chilly and bumpy, but in a Hemingway-esque way, I was enjoying the hell out of myself. From the panga, we were treated to an AMAZING sunrise over Coronado Island as we made our way north up the coast to the area where a school of yellowtail had recently been discovered. The rocky coast was amazingly complex and colorful from the Sea of Cortez.

After several hours, I managed one aborted bite (my line tangled in my reel) and one brief fight for about five minutes until the big one “got away” (we deduced that it may have been a shark by the way the line was snapped – and a big one by the way it fought). Poor Steve didn’t get a single nibble, pleading to the sea in his best Brokeback Mountain accent, “I WISH I KNEW HOW TO FISH YOU!” Our bad luck was no fault of Captain Francisco’s, however. Whenever he spotted a flock of gulls, he immediately turned and excitedly gunned the boat in that direction, the assumption being that larger fish had caused smaller fish to surface causing the gulls to go into feeding frenzy mode. Francisco went out of his way to put us where the fish were.
At the end of the day, Francisco caught a 20-inch yellowtail and a nice, fat 18-inch red snapper off the coast of Isla Carmen. Upon our departure from the panga, he let us know that they could put the fish on ice for us and then deliver it to whatever restaurant we wanted later on. We asked to have it delivered to “La Palapa,” our new favorite restaurant in town where we had watched the Olympics and enjoyed excellent appetizers and fresh seafood the night before. After another day of panga spanking, Steve was snoring away at dinnertime so Ursula and I walked to La Palapa and enjoyed Francisco’s freshly-caught fish served “Vera Cruz” style, grilled then sautéed with salsa, onions and black olives. Mmmmmmmm.
The Mountains, The Mission and Tolerance of the American Tourist
After several days absorbing Loreto, we became attuned to its slower place, its casual atmosphere and especially its friendly people. Everyone on the street said hola and buenas dias. Truckloads of teenagers greeted us as they drove by with a hearty “HEY MUCHACHOS!” We began to develop the habit of saying hello right back to our smiling hosts. There’s something to be said for this attitude and it represents a big difference in the ways that we as North Americans (and especially Southern Californians) and Mexicans interact with each other. We tend to be more guarded, isolated and somewhat skeptical of each other. The Mexican people seem more open, warm and concerned for each other as well as its visitors.

For days three and four, we’ve rented a four-wheel drive Jeep Wrangler for a trip up into the Sierra Gigantes to visit the village of San Javier and its old mission and then a trip across the peninsula to Bahia Magdelina for whale watching the next day.
The trip to San Javier is rugged and beautiful. The unpaved dirt road winds for about 18 miles up into the mountains. The tight turns, big ruts and sometimes eroded road edges dropping down hundreds of feet made for an exciting and fun drive. We stopped about halfway up to check out the cave paintings on the rocks by an oasis. No one is sure when the paintings were made, or by what tribe. They are predominantly natural and geometric forms, hallucinations perhaps brought on by the smoking of tobacco, the site signage indicates. Must have been some strong stuff!

Several more miles and past at least a half dozen wild burro sitings later, we arrive in the village of San Javier. We dug the dusty streets, small houses, and assortment of farm animals strewn throughout the village. The stone mission here was built in 1799 and is the oldest in Baja. I ventured inside and sat down behind a group of middle age and senior Americans on a guided tour. The tour leader, along with the mission’s caretaker, was giving a history of the artwork found within the mission, much of it brought over from Spain.
A 50-something woman with the American flag shirt, sun visor and fanny pack in front of me whispered the names of the saints depicted on the altar’s centerpiece to her husband. “Hm. Saint Michael. Saint George. Saint Sebastian. Hm.” Her hand shot up in the air, “Excuse me! Excuse me! But where is Saint Peter?” The elderly caretaker in his best English politely replied, “Oh, there is not Saint Peter een these meesion miss.” The woman shot up in her seat and replied to her husband, “Oh! No Saint Peter!? Why I just can’t believe that!” She was really upset!

The area around the mission was overgrown and naturally beautiful. Built along a river, a one-foot wide aqueduct flows through the mission’s grounds providing irrigation for it’s olive groves and gardens. I was still bordering the tour group and listening in on the guide’s rundown of the grounds and how the monks once lived here. Another woman turned to me and nervously sputtered, “Well, aren’t you glad you’re just tagging along here for free!” Please see my statement at the end of the first paragraph in this section.
We enjoyed tasty tacos and Pacificos at the only restaurant in town, also munching on fresh peas straight from the pod grown by a local farmer. After a bit of hiking around, I relinquished the keys so Steve could enjoy the jeep and dirt road coming down the mountain. There were surveyors on the road taking measurements. We stopped and asked what the project was going to be and discovered that they are planning to pave the road to encourage more tourism to San Javier. We were glad to have visited before “progress” creeps in and homogenizes the experience.

Whale Watching in Bahia Magdelena
After a quick breakfast in our hotel, we headed out again in the Jeep to cross the peninsula to the Pacific. The grey whales migrate from Alaska in the Winter time, come down along the California coast and end up in several bays in Baja to spawn. We’ve always wanted to see this up close and this trip was our golden opportunity. February is a busy month for sweet whale lovemaking!
After about a three-hour drive through mountains and desert, we made the docks of Magdelina Bay, the spot for whale watching. We immediately made friends with Sonia and Pilar, both from Mexico City and looking for someone with whom to share the price of a panga ride. The panga took us out into the bay. Spotting whales is not difficult. Throughout the two-hour ride, we spotted dozens of them, often mothers and their calves swimming together.

Environmental regulations in Mexico are more relaxed than in the states. When we’d gone whale watching off the coast of San Diego, the charter boat had to stay 200 yards from the migrating whales. In Magdelena Bay, the pangas would swarm around the whales and often the whales reciprocate by coming up to the side of the boat and allowing humans to touch them. We were treated to this phenomenon on several occasions. Ursula touched a whale while I stayed back in the boat taking pictures. The panaga captain motioned me toward the whales with “Eet’s allright, you can touch.” I passed, preferring to get some shots.
We enjoyed a lobster and seafood lunch with our new friends from Mexico City. We found out that they both worked for the Mexico Office of Tourism and had been to every state in Mexico…with Baja Sur being their final state left to visit. We toasted them with Pacificos and exchanged business cards and travel stories. More great Mexican people.

Hotel Romantico and the “Dude Pod”
It’s Friday and the previous evening we parted ways with Steve, his snoring and the Hotel La Pinta. Ursula and I checked into Hotel Oasis (www.hoteloasis.com), on the exact opposite end of the beach as La Pinta. Steve dubbed our new digs “Hotel Romantico.” The Oasis has a very nice courtyard, restaurant with patio and palapa bar. The rooms are clean but sparsely appointed. The overall atmosphere is very early 1960’s, which is when the hotel was established. Overall, we were very pleased with the hotel, with the exception of the construction happening in the room above us at 6AM on our last morning – a Sunday (with us muy carruda!).
Steve checked into the Hotel Palmas Altas on the edge of town, not far from the Oasis. His accommodations were a bit more rustic than ours, but at a price of only $22/night for a single, he couldn’t pass it up. Built out of corrugated tin trailers, the rooms are spartan, the wallpaper yellowed and the area just large enough to fit a bed and nightstand. Ursula appropriately dubbed his room “The Dude Pod.”

This was our day off. We hung out in town, visited artisan shops and galleries, picked up some nice silver bracelets made in Taxco, hung around the beach and pool, drank Pacificos and generally did nada. For dinner, we walked to the western edge of town in search of Sonoran beef. Our destination, El Nido Restaurant (www.loreto.com/elnido). El Nido’s serves up huge slabs of grade A Sonoran beef, slow-grilled over a mesquite fire in a stone fire pit. Steve and I ordered the 20-ounce porterhouse with lobster and Ursula had the filet mignon wrapped in bacon, also with lobster. The food, service and price were all exceptional. We’ve since made plans to visit El Nido’s in nearby Rosarito based on the great time we had there in Loreto.
What the Gallos do in Life is echoed in Eternity…
We had been looking forward all week to our last night (Saturday) in Loreto. In the afternoon, the town would come together to celebrate Carnival to kick off the Lenten season. Although we had heard about a larger party taking place in La Paz, we decided to hang in Loreto to get a taste of how our newly-adopted local friends would celebrate.




The celebration took place on several fronts: the Children’s Parade on the main drag by the beach kicked off the celebration in the afternoon. In the evening and into the night a festival with rides, activities and concessions took place at the northern end of the beach. We had our sights set on the edge of town, however, where a very different type of “celebration” was to occur. The “Gran Pelea de Gallos”…the Cock Fights.

We had heard of the Cock Fights all week. It lingered in the air, part rumor and part myth, no one was able to tell us exactly what time…or even day…they were to occur. We had narrowed it down to SOMETIME on Saturday, “Maybe 2, maybe 3 this afternoon,” according to the bartender at our hotel the night before.
Earlier in the week, we had shared homemade Mescal and made friends with a couple of very cool characters from Humboldt County in Northern California — John and Darby. John was a handyman and trucker as well as an old Baja pro. Darby was a full-blooded Mono Indian, part of the last of the tribe from around Mono Lake in Northern California. Although their plan was to originally spend two weeks, they had been traveling together for about a month and a half now, driving in John’s truck all around the Baja peninsula.

While Ursula and Darby lounged by the hotel pool with cold Tecates, Steve, John and I took off to go see what the story was with the Gallos. Sure enough, we were very early. Not a soul in sight and all the chairs still stacked around the cock-fighting ring. We hung for an hour and enjoyed the warm afternoon sun, eventually heading back to the hotel to round up the girls.
After dinner with Jon and Darby at El Nido’s, we headed up the street where now the cockfights were about to begin. The ring was well lit and full of predominantly male Mexican ranchers. The beautiful and colorful fighting Gallos lined the inside of the perimeter fence feeling cagey in their cages. We waited, impatient with bloodlust for the first match to begin. Naturally, as soon as it did, the girls cruised.

Each rancher brought his gallo into the center, dirt-covered ring. There, they proceeded to tie a sharp, hook like claw to one of their rooster’s legs — using red and blue string to designate the animals and make it easier for bettors. The ranchers then used a “sparring” cock to rile their contenders and make them thirsty for blood. Once appropriately riled, the ranchers would hold their roosters up to each other several times and then set them loose on the ground.
At first, the gallos would leap at each other, tearing with their tied on deadly claw. After a few passes, the blood began to flow and the roosters tired. The ranchers would then pick them up and blow into their faces…apparently to revive them like some twisted farmyard CPR. The roosters then made a few more half-hearted lunges at each other until one finally fell and would not get back up — either dead or otherwise expired (we joked that the losers would be tomorrow’s lunch). It was hard to discern if their was any type of organized betting happening, so we bet 200 pesos on each fight with each other. The night was bloody, but very interesting indeed from a cultural standpoint.

Hasta Luego, Loreto
And so we left Loreto, promising to come back as soon as possible. What had we learned? More about Mexico and it’s people. A reiteration of what the Mexican Minute is really all about. To go easy on the homemade Mescal. That the best seafood is served in a town that makes its living fishing. That we were fortunate to have visited a somewhat rustic and unspoiled town that, like the rest of Baja, was constantly under the threat of Cabo-esque development at any time. I think our cab driver to the airport exemplified the Loreto spirit best:
“I’ve lived in Loreto all my life. I have two cabs, a nice boat, a decent place to live, nice weather, my family here. I have friends who go over to the other side (to the US). Why? I have everything I need here? I’m not rich, but I’m happy.”
